Confucius once said, "If a man puts sugar in your gas tank, don't pay him to fix your car."
One could marvel that the ancient philosopher so accurately envisioned the advent of internal-combustion engines -- I'm far more amazed at how clearly he foresaw the 2010 mid-term U.S. elections
Following a 2008 drubbing of the Republican party at the hands of a "Yes We Can" nation, the GOP oddly embraced its out-of-touch niche and reinvented itself as the PON ("Party of No"). For the past 14 months it has played the role not of a minority party, but a bold-faced saboteur holding its breath, dragging its feet and overtly attempting to halt the process of governing. Now the conservatives seek to take control of the body they have crippled, running on a hollow platform that features no vision for the nation, but merely touts the supposed failure of President Obama's agenda -- "failure" they have worked hard to ensure.
As is so often the case with Republican strategy (perhaps "tactics" is the better word, connoting simple behavior more than reasoned forethought), it is difficult to determine whether stupidity or chutzpah is the driving force. To base an entire campaign upon your opponent's limited accomplishments after you have accomplished nothing beyond expending all energy trying to prevent his success is...mind-numbing? Dizzying? Foolish? Madness? Genius?
It's rather like kidnapping someone's children, and then applying to be their nanny ("well, I didn't KILL them! ").
The absurdity is perhaps most clearly demonstrated in the erratic (even by his standards) behavior of Senator John McCain. In recent weeks, the Moldy Maverick has vowed that he will NOT cooperate in governing the country while simultaneously summoning the shapely spirit of Sarah Palin to ensure that he is re-elected to the switch at which he proudly sleeps."Send me back to Washington -- where I promise I won't do a thing!"
In the 19th century, American politics saw the brief rise-and-fall of the "Know-Nothing Party" (there is no truth to the rumor that McCain was a charter member) -- 160 years later we have the "Do Nothing" movement that actively campaigns on its inactivity. Could the tactic succeed?
It is nearly impossible to underestimate the naiveté or ignorance of the American electorate, but it must see through this laughable ploy, right? Right?! When death panels and "birther" conspiracies find far more traction than actual policy, I have my doubts. Did we ever think we'd see a leader so vilified for trying to provide health-care, so Nazi-fied for taking on insurance companies, so derided for reading off a teleprompter instead of his hand? Conventional wisdom, historical trends, and Fox News all tell us that the Democrats will indeed lose ground.
The Right argues that that the legislative logjam it has engineered is justification for providing it with even greater blocking power, but the more natural conclusion is that a few more seats for the Left could actually un-stick the gears of government. Gridlock is not a reason to buy a new car.
If you ever believed in hope or change, your vote is just as important this year as in 2008 (perhaps more so, now that extra-constitutional super-majorities are necessary for any legislative action).
If you honestly oppose the President's actual policies (as opposed to the fractious fictions that dance across Beck's bonehead blackboard or drip from Limbaugh's alarmist lips), start a third/fourth/fifth party, or at least find a Republican candidate who stands FOR something and will participate in the process.
If you believe that the status quo is just fine, or that John Boehner should be the (orange) face of the nation's future...well, you probably have not -- or could not -- read this far.
At a time in our national and global history when answers, actions and leadership are needed more than ever, the PON preaches only obstinance and abstinence (coincidentally the same tenets of their birth control program). Before casting a vote in the mid-term election, ask yourself: would you hire a financial adviser who told you only where to NOT put your money? Root for a football team that fielded only a defense? Place a personal ad with the headline: "Not A Bed-Wetter!"?
Probably not....so do not elect a representative from a party that literally promises "nothing".